Random Wasteland Encounters + Generator (DND 5e)

D4 Random Wasteland Encounters

1. Three warlocks styled as fashion critics emerge, severed heads on belts, wielding staves that project psychotic fashion critiques. Humor them for magical garments with quirky enchantments, or reject them and face spell flings aiming to “redecorate” players’ appearances in grotesque styles.
   
   
2. A human wizard named Q'klick is traveling to a small village known for producing wands. He is going to buy a new one. As the party is traveling, they meet Q'klick on the road. Q'klick is a bit eccentric and he likes to talk. He says that he is looking for wands because he is a bit less able than other wizards. In fact, he can only cast one type of spell. He has the power to create 3d8+12 lightning bolts each day to use as he pleases. Every one of the bolts is a different size and has a different level of power. Sometimes they will have a negative effect on him instead of the other creature. He is looking for a wand that will give him the power he wants without hurting him. He is looking for a wand that is not made from any of the trees that grow in the forest. He wants to look for a better wand. He is especially looking for the wand that was created by an elf named Youil. The wand was made from a piece of the magic tree in an ancient elvish city. He knows about the wand because he used to be a friend of Youil until Youil became a lich and started helping necromancers.
   
   
3. The players stumble upon a group of friendly goblins who are being hunted by an orc warlord. The goblins are skilled in tinkering and have created a powerful weapon that they will give to the players if they help them defeat the orc and his army. The weapon is an explosive goblin-made rocket that does 8d6 fire damage. Be careful though, as it has a chance to backfire and cause damage to the user.
   
   
4. Wagon train with a traveling dwarf merchant. He trades for rare and valuable things. The merchant will ask the party if they want to buy his wares. He has 2d4 potions for sale.